You understand you’re a feline woman when you do the following:
Buy a catnip plant that you keep in your front lawn — not just for your cat, however for all of the community kitties.
You never feel completely dressed unless you have a handful of feline treats in your pocket or a can of gravy in your purse.
You comprise new tune lyrics for your preferred tunes, replacing words with references to your cat.
El Hub as well as I will be cruising down the highway as well as a tune will come on the radio, as well as unexpectedly we’ll begin singing the Tabs version that fit his character or what he was doing at a specific time in his expert life. Treasure by Bruno Mars is still one of my faves. I heard it this morning on my run. When Bruno sings, “Pretty girl, quite girl, quite girl, you must be smiling,” I hear “Pretty boy, quite boy, quite boy, quite kid tabby!”
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Sing it out loud. depend on me it works.
But the very best is Fleetwood Mac’s bit Lies.
Replace “tell me lies” with “tabby thighs,” so instead of “Tell me lies, tell me wonderful bit lies,” we have, “Tabby thighs, touch his wonderful tabby thighs.”
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Another preferred is I want It That method by the Backstreet Boys. this is a lot more of a straight-up ode.
Let me ask you this: Is Tabs your fire? Your one desire? believe when I say, “Tabs wants it that way.”
Oops! I Did It once again by Britney Spears was an El Hub creation. “Oops! Tabs did it again. He played with my heart. got lost in the crowd.”
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I’m quite sure those lyrics are totally wrong, however he still made it work. I just stood in the corner as well as did a sluggish clap. ?
Your friendly community appeal addict,
Karen