My dearest likes of my life,
Spring is around the corner, as well as as I sit right here atop my tower, I’m believing about the new couch my assistant plans to purchase.
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Mmm… I can’t wait. I’m already dreaming about digging my claws into its untouched fabric, leaving my scent on the pillows as well as luxuriating upon every cushion.
I question if the couch will be classified as “forbidden.” I’m hoping that it will be since that just makes my defiance all the sweeter.
I’ve likewise heard whispers of the carpet being replaced on the stairs… We’ll see about that. For now, the stairs stay my personal playground as well as the main place where I sharpen my claws. I’ve consulted my attorneys about this, as well as I’m waiting on a callback as to whether I will requirement to go after legal recourse.
My assistant is likewise planning to revitalize the surrounding grounds, including the front lawn garden area. So far, I have not been consulted for architectural input, as well as because history has shown that any type of as well as whatever in the garden exists solely for my pleasure, I discover this incredibly rude. I may have to escalate this.
She did, however, ask me if I would mind temporarily providing up the utilize of my personal lavatory during building upgrades. I stated “sure,” as long as the upgrades include the addition of a lovely full-length lighted mirror to ensure that I’m able to admire my fur.
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Lastly, this will most likely be the final communique sent from this feline tower as the organization is planning the purchase of a new feline condo next month. I made it remove that I requirement an elevator, however we’ll see if I get it. Paws crossed.
XOXO,
Tabs